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Danni, this is a great fart post,
but I thought ONLY MEN posted like that??? LOL
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Subject: Ultimate Female Joke
It has long been contended that there are male jokes and there are
female jokes, and there are unisex jokes. Here is a joke I consider a
true female joke. I offer it to you in the hopes that women will love it
and men will pass it along to a woman who will love it.
A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her
girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy,
middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not
take her eyes off him. The young-at-heart man noticed her overly
attentive stare and walked directly toward her. (As all men will.)
Before she could offer her apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned
over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that
you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00......on one
condition." Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The
man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three
words." The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then
slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the
man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and
slowly and meaningfully said....
"Clean my house."
Women are not stupid.
P.S. Did anyone happen to catch Billy B. on Dirty Jobs
Saturday morning on Discovery? It was pretty neat
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Have a Blessed Day - Ace
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Who wouldn't want to be loved the way he loved her???
I wouldn't. It's called suffication.
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I mean the CAT that he LOVED.....obnoxious? Who wouldn't want to be loved the way he loved her???
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Pepe Le Pew was not a cat.....he was a skunk!! And no...I did not like him at all. He was nothing more than an obnoxious male with lots of hair....and 4 legs.
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Someone actually sent me a card with that cat on it. But think the caption was different...something like "You are HOW old??"  I love those big eyed photos of animals! -- Stand up for what you believe in.....even if you have to stand alone. |
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danni that kitty is a lil on the strange side!
i love it!
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"I'm the root of all that's evil, but you can call me Cookie" Jimmy Pop Ali
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Cute cute KITTY picture -- looks like it's seen something scarey as well!!!! LOL
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Oh, Danni - that is great...!!!.... I wish I could post the jokes that I have with pics....I have some really good ones, but if the 'wording' is inside the pic, I can't copy and paste....
ace - see you on Monday....
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Crystal, Danni, you both must be feeling your cherrios
today. Those are really good. I've got to dig around
and find some over the week end. I wish I'd left all
of them on the computer where I would just have to
cut & paste instead of looking for short ones to rite
out. Luckly I still have a few. I hope everyone has a
great week-end and I be back in touch on Monday
God bless and keep you all
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I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.
After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my pint and noticed that everybody was staring at me.
Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.
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OMG - Crystal - that is hilarious....!!!!!  -- Autism Awareness and Research - Keys to a Brighter Future -- Edited by iluvlogics7 at 07/31/2009 4:55 AM PDT |
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