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oDDball
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Re: If A&E was really serious...
Apr 10, 2006 6:34 AM
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AHAAHAHAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA!!! that's wicked! I can certainly see where some of the names of the shows came from...ingeneous. I love the last one.  |
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HornblowerorDie
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Re: If A&E was really serious...
Mar 2, 2006 3:59 PM
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Delightful stuff, Nightstalker. I hope you are still around these parts.
Do you think A&E would bite on more Hornblower films if the crew agreed to dress like the Gotti boys? (major shivers in fear)
Hornblower or Die
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fanofforester
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Re: If A&E was really serious...
Feb 21, 2006 1:33 AM
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haha! delightful!  Sincerely, Fan Of Forester |
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Liz
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Re: If A&E was really serious...
Feb 19, 2006 6:51 PM
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***written in disguise***  Yeah.. me too.. Hey Poll.. you think they realize we're still here?? (Tiptoes off to find the captain's wine stash......) |
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PolleePal
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Re: If A&E was really serious...
Feb 19, 2006 5:01 PM
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Pffftt!! Now THAT is scary... and for that memorable sequence when Simpson inadvertently calculated the source of the Nile - Location, Location, Location!
Cheers,
(looking around nervously waiting for the axe to fall)
Poll
Love like a hobbit
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Nightstalker
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If A&E was really serious...
Feb 19, 2006 4:00 PM
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about ratings.
Top Ten Shows A&E should produce:
10. Dancing with the crew - Contestants pair off with crew members to see who can dance the best reel.
9. Temptation Isle - The Duchess uses her wiles in an attempt to gain the dispatches of the contestants.
8. How I Met Your Chicken - Sitcom told in flashbacks of how Styles ran a fowl.
7. British Idol - the admiralty make up the panel in this singing contest show. Clayton is an early favorite.
6. Two and a Half Crewmen - See what happens when Styles and Matthews move in with Oldroyd in his London flat.
5. Desperate Hornblower - after resigning his commission, Hornblower settles into a quiet cul-de-sac, or is it. Murder, sex, infidelity,intrigue and Styles follow.
4. France's Next Top Martyr - Mariette shepards the hopefulls through catfights, diction lessons and pouting on their quest of becoming the Next Top Martyr.
3. My Name is Bracegirdle - Bracegirdle uses a list to track down his loaned articles of clothing.
2. The Amazing Naval Race - thirteen legs, one ocean and countless ports of call. Who will be the first to check in.
1. Hornblower's Anatomy - (whoa, ladies, settle down)- no explanation needed.
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